Something to smile about

Next month, Turner Classic Movies' Star of the Month is Lucille Ball! Every Wednesday night in November, TCM will feature Lucy's movies, many made before she became a huge television star. Many people don't know that Lucy wasn't just a hilarious comedian and a gorgeous woman, she was also a talented actor.


Maybe I sound like a commercial. I don't care. I'm excited.

Oh, one other thing. If you have never seen The Thin Man, your opportunity is Nov. 4th at 7:00 or Nov. 5th at 5:00 (Central). If I were queen of the world, I would command you watch it. Since I'm not, I can only promise you that if you watch it, you'll be really, really happy you did.

If I could be anyone in the world when I grow up, I think it might be Nora Charles. They don't make them like that anymore. (I guess they probably never did.)

Football Thoughts

Added 10/25: Blogger doesn't suck today!

Okay, so the 'Boys got spanked tonight. That's really not all that special. However, I do have some observations to share.

1. Watching football on TiVo is SO MUCH BETTER than watching it live. I feel sorry for anybody who doesn't have TiVo.

2. Queen, I will never understand your obsession with T.O. while there is a Tiki Barber in the world.



3. Seriously, he looks like he was carved from granite. With marble teeth imported from Italy.

4. Those are probably veneers. But they sure are pretty!

Twice as nice!

5. My favorite quote of the game, uttered artlessly by me in the first quarter: "That Manning guy can throw real good."

6. Secretly, I can throw pretty good, too. N.O. and I were tossing the football the other day, and I confided in him that my secret dream is career in the WNFL.


7. I sure was disappointed when he gave me the bad news.

This one's for Queen, III

Ever since seeing this scary pic of Erykah Badu on the inimitable gofugyourself.com, I have been racking my brains... who does this outfit remind me of???


I finally got it.

Graffiti on the inside of this study carrel

[Name redacted] is HOT!!!

Drunks Against Mad Mothers

RN [triangle or Greek symbol delta] 4 LIFE

Frat parties=girls for sex. Sor parties=boys for husbands

I [heart] Blake P!

Fiji=Fags

I agree

JAMA

phi gamm butt slam

9492950208

Confederates suck! [line through suck] KICK ASS [drawing of confederate flag]

[two pieces of gum]

I Like People (indluding you!)

[Greek symbols] Phi Omega Tau

Bored [underlined]

TKE

[Greek symbols] Pi Kappa Alpha = Steroids

LOL

[Mathematical equation I will not bother typing out, as it is long]

I hate [crossed out] love Faggots

Fags deserve to die

Shaun (big Chinese man) is good (f***) in bed [presumably Chinese symbols]

Hook 'Em Horns

Recruit like hell and still lose

I need some **** in my ***** now!

I'll give you ****

Abercrombie and Fitch [crossed out] blonde white [crossed out] spoiled drunks can't drive, dumb crack heads

[Arrow] poor white trash can't afford Abercrombie and fitch

[Greek symbols] Delta Delta Delta

[Arrow] are whores

[Arrow] Dorks

[Arrow] Whores White Ugly Rejects

[Greek Symbols] Chi Omega

[Arrow] Go to chiomegasecrets.com

903-461-2125

[Arrow] Girls call

[Arrow] We heart freshmen 10/11/91

YOU are so [underlined] cool!

Get a life! 2-7-91

Diggstown

Asians are cool

[Greek symbols] Alpha Tau Omega

Fags, DePledges and Douche Bags [crossed out]

Something pretty

I'm in the allegedly "quiet" study area in the library studying for the big Research Methods midterm (pray for me Tuesday at 2:00!!!). I decided to take a little break and check my comments on my sadly neglected blog. Only then did I realize that I still had that hideous "Katie's Revenge" picture up! I mean, it's an interesting story, but who wants to keep looking at it? Sorry about that. To make it up to you, here is something beautiful to look at. It's a picture from one of the world's most stunningly glorious places, the Snowdonia region of Wales.

Oh, how I wish I were there now. Although it's probably pretty cold there already. Still, it can't be colder than this freakin' library!