Something to smile about

Next month, Turner Classic Movies' Star of the Month is Lucille Ball! Every Wednesday night in November, TCM will feature Lucy's movies, many made before she became a huge television star. Many people don't know that Lucy wasn't just a hilarious comedian and a gorgeous woman, she was also a talented actor.


Maybe I sound like a commercial. I don't care. I'm excited.

Oh, one other thing. If you have never seen The Thin Man, your opportunity is Nov. 4th at 7:00 or Nov. 5th at 5:00 (Central). If I were queen of the world, I would command you watch it. Since I'm not, I can only promise you that if you watch it, you'll be really, really happy you did.

If I could be anyone in the world when I grow up, I think it might be Nora Charles. They don't make them like that anymore. (I guess they probably never did.)

Graffiti on the inside of this study carrel

[Name redacted] is HOT!!!

Drunks Against Mad Mothers

RN [triangle or Greek symbol delta] 4 LIFE

Frat parties=girls for sex. Sor parties=boys for husbands

I [heart] Blake P!

Fiji=Fags

I agree

JAMA

phi gamm butt slam

9492950208

Confederates suck! [line through suck] KICK ASS [drawing of confederate flag]

[two pieces of gum]

I Like People (indluding you!)

[Greek symbols] Phi Omega Tau

Bored [underlined]

TKE

[Greek symbols] Pi Kappa Alpha = Steroids

LOL

[Mathematical equation I will not bother typing out, as it is long]

I hate [crossed out] love Faggots

Fags deserve to die

Shaun (big Chinese man) is good (f***) in bed [presumably Chinese symbols]

Hook 'Em Horns

Recruit like hell and still lose

I need some **** in my ***** now!

I'll give you ****

Abercrombie and Fitch [crossed out] blonde white [crossed out] spoiled drunks can't drive, dumb crack heads

[Arrow] poor white trash can't afford Abercrombie and fitch

[Greek symbols] Delta Delta Delta

[Arrow] are whores

[Arrow] Dorks

[Arrow] Whores White Ugly Rejects

[Greek Symbols] Chi Omega

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903-461-2125

[Arrow] Girls call

[Arrow] We heart freshmen 10/11/91

YOU are so [underlined] cool!

Get a life! 2-7-91

Diggstown

Asians are cool

[Greek symbols] Alpha Tau Omega

Fags, DePledges and Douche Bags [crossed out]