Hollywood insiders and movie audiences alike were stunned this weekend to discover that, despite the impressive pre-release buzz, Snakes on a Plane is actually crap!
posted by AmberO at Sleeping is for Sissies at 8:53 AM
Snakes On a Plane? More like Snakes Are Sooo Lame. The dang snakes were so heavily CGI-ed that they looked more like computer cables than actual reptiles.
Of course, I went into the film with incredibly low expectations, so I was pleasantly entertained.
Favorite line: (shouted over the roar of turbulence by a hysterical stewardess) "We need to build a barrier between ourselves and the snakes!"
Runner up: "Somebody get this snake off of my ass!"
Are the CGI snakes as cheesy as they look on the commercials? I was hoping that was just because they weren't done with the fine-tuning before they had to get the commercials out. I love that stewardess line! I always imagine what those poor actors go through trying desperately to find a way to make lines like that sound less clunky.
I think I'll have to miss this one. What I'm imagining it to be is probably at least as fun as the real thing.
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Wow!I can't even imagine how that happened! Hollywood hype being inaccurate?! What is this world coming to?!
Snakes On a Plane? More like Snakes Are Sooo Lame. The dang snakes were so heavily CGI-ed that they looked more like computer cables than actual reptiles.
Of course, I went into the film with incredibly low expectations, so I was pleasantly entertained.
Favorite line: (shouted over the roar of turbulence by a hysterical stewardess) "We need to build a barrier between ourselves and the snakes!"
Runner up: "Somebody get this snake off of my ass!"
Are the CGI snakes as cheesy as they look on the commercials? I was hoping that was just because they weren't done with the fine-tuning before they had to get the commercials out. I love that stewardess line! I always imagine what those poor actors go through trying desperately to find a way to make lines like that sound less clunky.
I think I'll have to miss this one. What I'm imagining it to be is probably at least as fun as the real thing.
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