This one's just too easy.
You can't believe everything you read, folks. Take this item, for instance:
Are Ford and Flockhart Engaged?
Harrison Ford has proposed to longtime girlfriend Calista Flockhart over coffee and croissants, according to media reports in America. Weekly publication In Touch is reporting Ford hid a two-carat diamond engagement ring in a bakery bag, so the actress would find it as she reached for a croissant. A source tells the magazine, "When Calista reached in the bag she found a gorgeous two-carat diamond from Tiffany's." Flockhart's publicists insist the engagement story isn't true, and the couple, who have been together for four years, are not planning to wed anytime soon.
Of COURSE this isn't true! Calista Flockhart reaching her emaciated claw into a bakery bag?! Never--not even for a diamond ring.
Are Ford and Flockhart Engaged?
Harrison Ford has proposed to longtime girlfriend Calista Flockhart over coffee and croissants, according to media reports in America. Weekly publication In Touch is reporting Ford hid a two-carat diamond engagement ring in a bakery bag, so the actress would find it as she reached for a croissant. A source tells the magazine, "When Calista reached in the bag she found a gorgeous two-carat diamond from Tiffany's." Flockhart's publicists insist the engagement story isn't true, and the couple, who have been together for four years, are not planning to wed anytime soon.
Of COURSE this isn't true! Calista Flockhart reaching her emaciated claw into a bakery bag?! Never--not even for a diamond ring.
posted by AmberO at Sleeping is for Sissies at 2:13 PM
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I probably would have eaten the ring!! I guess that's why I'm not nearly so emaciated!
Calista who?
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