Open letter to all city-dwellers.
Get. Rid. Of. The. Effin. Car. Alarm.
This is no longer 1986. Nobody even glances up when a car alarm goes off. Why? Because they're ubiquitous, they're a nuisance, and they're false alarms the 95-99% of the time. The only thing they're good for is (A) making you feel cool and (B) annoying everybody else!
Get Lojack. Get a car alarm paging system. Get brake locks. Just get rid of the siren alarm!
There. My Ed Anger moment of the day.
This is no longer 1986. Nobody even glances up when a car alarm goes off. Why? Because they're ubiquitous, they're a nuisance, and they're false alarms the 95-99% of the time. The only thing they're good for is (A) making you feel cool and (B) annoying everybody else!
Get Lojack. Get a car alarm paging system. Get brake locks. Just get rid of the siren alarm!
There. My Ed Anger moment of the day.
1 Comments:
Wow! I can't tell you how much I agree with you! There's a car alarm that goes off at least once a week in my complex for over an hour. I haven't found the car yet, but when I do, I'm going to hurt it. Alarms are completely obsolete.
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