Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Open letter to all city-dwellers.

Get. Rid. Of. The. Effin. Car. Alarm.

This is no longer 1986. Nobody even glances up when a car alarm goes off. Why? Because they're ubiquitous, they're a nuisance, and they're false alarms the 95-99% of the time. The only thing they're good for is (A) making you feel cool and (B) annoying everybody else!

Get Lojack. Get a car alarm paging system. Get brake locks. Just get rid of the siren alarm!

There. My Ed Anger moment of the day.

1 Comments:

Blogger Queen, III said...

Wow! I can't tell you how much I agree with you! There's a car alarm that goes off at least once a week in my complex for over an hour. I haven't found the car yet, but when I do, I'm going to hurt it. Alarms are completely obsolete.

15/11/05 10:48 AM  

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