Shiver me timbers!
We're in deep waters now, mateys.
In keeping with the current disheartening international trends, this Monday morning, An Awfully Big Adventure was boarded by pirates! The blackguards have tied A-Dub to the mizzen and threatened her with keelhauling! Poor Norma was forced to swab the decks lest she receive "a taste of the cat," and dear old Max was unceremoniously sent to his fate in the briny deep.
Begad, me buckos, these scurvy dogs must be scuppered immediately! The high seas are no place for privateering addlepates in this day and age! Will ye take up cutlass against the foe, me hearties? Handsomely, now, boys, the bilge-sucking bastards are lashing the plank to the starboard side, and I don't like the way they're looking at A-Dub!
Fairwinds and Godspeed!
Hairy Anne,
Bosun's Mate
In keeping with the current disheartening international trends, this Monday morning, An Awfully Big Adventure was boarded by pirates! The blackguards have tied A-Dub to the mizzen and threatened her with keelhauling! Poor Norma was forced to swab the decks lest she receive "a taste of the cat," and dear old Max was unceremoniously sent to his fate in the briny deep.
Begad, me buckos, these scurvy dogs must be scuppered immediately! The high seas are no place for privateering addlepates in this day and age! Will ye take up cutlass against the foe, me hearties? Handsomely, now, boys, the bilge-sucking bastards are lashing the plank to the starboard side, and I don't like the way they're looking at A-Dub!
Fairwinds and Godspeed!
Hairy Anne,
Bosun's Mate
posted by AmberO at Sleeping is for Sissies at 10:50 AM
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What? A-Dub! You must never join their wicked crew! Be strong, A-Dub! Be strong! Even if it means you must walk the plank! I'm sure Peter will be there to save you...
I say, join up! Their lingo is so fabulous - it's almost like a whole different language. and it would be a good excuse to use excessive eyeliner like Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Carribean!!
I thought about it, Queen,III. I really came close to throwing my hat in the air and shouting, "the pirate's life for me!" Then I took a closer look at the fine print in the recruitment pamphlet. Did you know all they eat is salted fish and stale bread? No chocolate anywhere on the menu! They also don't have any bottled water, and their toilet facilities are, ahem, FAR subpar. However, in commemoration of my piratical adventure, I have decided to work pirate lingo into my everyday vocabulary whenever possible, and to buy some piratey accessories. I'm thinking big jewelry and feathers.
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