Danny must be so embarrassed right now.

Remember when Jenna Elfman was just a mildly annoying "actress" on a supremely stupid TV sitcom? I once got a very Jenna Elfman/Dharma-inspired haircut back in late 1997.

I rocked this haircut almost nine(!) years ago.

Sadly, now she is a raving loon. Most recently, this has been demonstrated by a foaming-at-the-mouth, Scientology-inspired public tirade by Ms. Elfman and her husband Bodhi (Danny's nephew). I just... so wish I could have been there to see this myself.

By the way, apparently AIDS is not a disease, it's just a state of mind. Well, that's great! Somebody ought to tell all the people with AIDS all they have to do is concentrate on Lord Xenu and cleanse their thetans! Whew! What a relief!