"Overheard in Our Living Room," or, "Isn't it Romantic?"

N.O. is sitting on the couch, half-asleep/half-watching some elephant show on the National Geographic Channel.

N.O.: I just want to tell you how much I love you.

A-Dub (teasing): Oh? Okay, how much?

N.O.: As much as those elephants need to lick the salt off cave walls.