Grudge Match!
OK, I think the ghost of PT Barnum just whispered in my ear, and gave me the greatest idea ever.
G R U D G E
M A T C H !
FORKY
VS.
QUEEN, III
DON'T MISS
the Aborexic and the Mad Spinster
duking it out in the
no-holds-barred
Battle of the Century!
What do you think? Potential weapons could be:
- Words
- Wits
- Broadswords
- Giant inflatable boxing gloves
- Animated lightning bolts
Suggestions?
An artist's conceptualization of the battle
posted by AmberO at Sleeping is for Sissies at 11:35 AM
10 comment(s)
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AmberO at Sleeping is for Sissies,
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10 Comments:
OMG, A-dub!! You're too funny. But, I VOTE FOR ME! I mean, I eat white boys like Forky for lunch...in fact, I'm just finished a meal of roasted scotch-irish! Just like Forky!!
and I think the weapons would have to be wit, of course, and the broadsword, naturally.
So, where'd you get that picture of Superman vs. Wonder-Woman? Did N.O. draw that?
My, that does look like his handwriting. Alas, no. Can you believe someone posted this treasure on the internet for all to see/steal? I cannot tell you how much I love this picture. The title! The hyphens! The spazzy kicking!
YOU CAN'T USE T.O. AS A WEAPON!!! It wasn't on the list...neither was celery log, come to think of it...
I think we'll let A-Dub be the one to decide that.
Lighting Bolts!
Oh, Forky, the Star Shine technique will work...but Queen iii knows that move as well. I can just see you with your hands up in front of you shouting, "I'm not interested [in this fight]", but you wouldn't be able to say the part in brackets because Queen iii would interrupt you with, "I know...none of you white boys are! Now get over here you aborexic Superman so I can kick your..."
Hmmm. This celebrity drudge match could get interesting.
A-Dub, put money on FOrky for me. I have a sneaking suspiscion that he's wry and has..oh what it is it? Pizaz or Moxie.. and I hear MOxie is good!
I predict forky will attack with animated lightening bolts...but being the aborexic white boy that he is Queen will deflect them (as she claims to do with all white boy aproaches) and not even realize it. Then she'll attack with a broadsword but it will bounce off of Forky's 6-pack...then Forky will attempt the Starshine move but will finally be overcome with Queen's Words of intense anger!!
GGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLL
(like a mexican soccer announcer)
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